Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

I’m tired of the same lazy -ass excuses for not putting canopies on these cars. Fire Suppression systems exists in every other type of auto racing. They are top notch and completely extinguish any fires in the cockpits. When was the last time a driver burned to death in a major touring racing series?

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

She did later tweet about how if Cruz had spent a few years growing up in Canada he would’ve been less of a dingbat about universal healthcare

Fuck the NCAA and Northwestern for their union busting, explicit and implicit.

The brain, which we often think of as the source of higher thought and reason, is divided into various regions. One of these regions is the brainstem, which plays a vital role in the regulation of the body’s various functions such as breathing, metabolism, and locomotion.

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

He did say he went into the cooler before he started laughing, so I’m sure the customer had no idea. But yeah. This story strikes me as awful rather than funny. Poor guy.

I think I almost can’t stand fanatical atheists just as much as the religious right.

oh fuck off.

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I’m not saying it’s the best part of these wins, but it’s definitely the most consistent.

I have black family members who look just like this woman, down to their freckles, and green and blue eyes, though their hair is darker. I wouldn’t have questioned her blackness.

Yeah, they probably need to lock that thing down, because I’m having too much fun with it.

Pure speculation on my part, but.

Megyn, show us on the doll where they didn’t touch you.

I don’t know about that a feel A LITTLE bad for Josh. I mean, growing up in that family, what was supposed to be his sexual outlet? If he was in another household he probably would have just looked at porn on the Internet. NOT AN EXCUSE but I’m just saying I kinda expect people who live in a sexually repressed…

To get a good haircut, you have to encounter gay people.