Attacking Beyoncé is unjustified, but “petulant” is an accurate word for Cam. Dude, you lost a game in part due to your crappy performance. Now you have a press conference, suck it up and give a few stock answers. Post loss interviews are part of that job you are getting paid millions of dollars to do. We all have…

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Good kids, good times, cute noses!

Cop here.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

The reports that Tom Brady is a joyless dickbag are innaccurate? Cause that’s why I don’t like him. The fact that he belongs to a team that consistently breaks the rules is just the icing on the cake.

Brady looked deflated

It has been 14 years since I’ve fully felt my left hand, turned my head completely to the left, or looked up without shooting sensations down my arm. That was when I was 15. I sure as hell didn’t understand what I signed up for. Coaches, trainers, and doctors still let me get back on the field for 3 more years. I now…

No worries: Some shitforbrains is already in with ‘nobody put a gun to his head/he knew the risks’ tomfuckery. Yes: I’m sure as an eleven-year-old boy in 1999, Tyler performed a thorough risk/reward assessment on post-NFL CTE-induced physical and psychological impairment.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Am I old? Who are these people?

Mr. Robot was the best! How could you guys forget this? I mean I am so deeply offended about this incredible injustice on an end-of-year list of people’s opinions that aren’t exactly the same as mine.

Nah, this woman wins for best Christmas card every year.

Alright, who else is watching the absolutely delightful shitshow that is The Royals on E!? It’s like the fever dream of what an American thinks the UK is like. It is the craziest/best fucking thing ever.

Relationships are complicated. People are complicated. It’s easy to say Crudup is just a jerk but we don’t know what went down with their relationship.

Evil coffee family:

“Football Team At Center Of” is the least surprising part of this scandal.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Thanks ever so much for the thoughtful, kind comment. Much appreciated.