No, it’s real.

Went out with some of my wife’s distant relatives for dinner once, and her cousin-uncle-whatever offers me a leaf of his whole artichoke appetizer. So delicious, he tells me. So as to appear worldly and sophisticated, I quickly accept, despite having no notion whatsoever of how to eat it. I popped the whole leaf in my…

I’m an Aleve girl. Headache? Aleve. Cramps? Aleve. Joint pain? Aleve.

Given how the press is scrambling to defend her rapist and she is not backing away from her story, hero is an appropriate term. Sorry she’s about two centuries too late to be at the forefront liberating the slaves, but what a fucking shit comment.

Thank you for sharing this, and for being strong in the way that’s right for you.

When I was younger, I naively hoped maybe one day I’d write a book noteworthy enough to make it into The New York Times. The first time my words were printed in The Times, they were anonymous, and they were about someone who had sexually assaulted me.

I really fucking hope tons and tons of people read this and realize that assault is a serious thing, and for some reason we keep treating it as ‘women are just lying bitches’ and THAT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY.

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Due process? This isn’t court. It’s a private business. Tom Brady agreed to play in it. There’s no due process.

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

Bullshit. Coaches are entrusted with the safety and well-being of teenagers and young adults. When they screw with it and damage people due to incompetence or malpractice they should be held accountable.

But you didn’t go out with the waiter? I am in love with the waiter.

Obviously i was being sarcastic with her getting arrested, i just wanted to state how stupid i think her comment was. But you know, we germans aren’t that great with sarcasm also don’t mention the War!

I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

YOUR MOM.

Stopped dating... after the last highly manipulative cheating sack. I was in my mid-thirties. I am now 56. AND very happily single.