I had an interesting idea about wedding gifts recently. So many people are now getting married so late that they’ve kind of already set up a house. They have dishes, they have a wok, they have cups. So they end up not having a registry, or doing one of those ‘please donate towards our honeymoon’ or ‘cash plz’ things.…

I preached a sermon once where I talked about how embarrassed we should be that we go out to eat after an hour of church and think our generosity doesn’t extend to people working hard for $3/hr. (I’m a pastor at a mainline church) A waitress called two days later and thanked me because apparently a table of Sunday…

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

I was told this week that I have vaginismus. A week after turning 30. Yay...this sucks. It’s awful and it’s impacted my sex life for 9 years. I’ve suspected that I’ve had this for at least 5 years now.

This is basically a Budweiser “Please be responsible while guzzling as much of our product as you can, wink wink” advertisement. If porn isn’t addictive or harmful, why do you need to ‘moderate’ its usage? Why is it destroying relationships? How is getting into more violent and extreme porn supposed to be a moderation…

In my opinion there is no such thing as a healthy relationship with porn. I have been clean for 7 months and nothing good ever came from porn. This holds particularly true for people in a relationship, but it also is detrimental to single people once they enter into a relationship. For guys, porn rewires your brain in…

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Holy hell. Guess I’m not sleeping tonight.

Unfortunately, stupid attitudes haven’t really changed in 50 years. Women were only allowed to compete in the bobsled starting in 2002 because they were deemed “fragile”.

Because people suck. Dogs rule!!

FYI Amazon can deliver you soap for maximum laziness.

So I'm black.

I saw this last week, and the whole thing just enrages me. The fact that she doesn't want to do it but expects men to eat her out (Tracy, you make hella good points about why that's okay, and I'm a lot less pissed about it now but I was seeing red last week). The fucking disgusting misogynistic responses to it, like…

Perhaps they were time-traveling Cardinals from the 15th Century who were hungry after having excommunicated Copernicus for his anti-Ptolemaic notions of a heliocentric solar system.

The thing is, even people who totally reject Freud are in fact working within a framework that is in many ways dictated by Freud. Most of his individual claims were wrong, certainly. But nobody did more to define the field of psychology, and in fact the very ideas of the subconscious or unconscious owe a tremendous…

First off I forgot my "Kerwin White" user password and logged out one day on accident and couldn't get back in so here I am, son of Kerwin.

Thank you. I love reading Jezebel, and the food columns. However, a number of these actions were more than revenge, they didn't demonstrate wit/cunning/intelligence. They were vandalism.

So far I count:

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.