I do not want Smart Things. It just reminds me of the old Woody Allen standup routine wher all his appliances started meeting secretly to conspire against him.
I do not want Smart Things. It just reminds me of the old Woody Allen standup routine wher all his appliances…
“No need to worry. Between Ted Cruz and the Koch brothers, we’re still more than well represented up there. And that Shkreli fellow is doing awfully well, isn’t he...” - Satan, reassuring his board after they registered concern at his descision to recall Scalia at this time.
Good God, do we have to wait till the conventions to start the revolution? Can we just start burning things down now?
...ooo, another retro sitcom channel has started! I want to watch it! Pass the Pringles...
I don’t give a shit if it’s “okay”. If they’re open, they’re open. They can tell me upfront if they can’t deliver. I tip very generously, especially when it’s an extra pain. Let them do their jobs!
For those saying they have recently rewatched episodes — make sure you are watching unedited episodes, and not the mutilated, neutered remains of episodes on E! or in syndication. It’s not just the blue language they are cutting out, it’s whole plot points and subplots, and in some cases they very point of an episode,…
The future looks like a corporatre cafeteria that kids would be scared to enter. Do customers get a performance evaluation before they receive their food?
Spade has been thirsty all his life (it’s the bread and butter of the standup comic), so that’s the vantage point from which he sees others. How about this: President Obama is able to make these different media appearances simply because he is self-possessed enough to know that thirsty is the last thing he is. He…
Gawker Media sites can tell people to use BitTorrent?
Wow. When I need a lawyer, I want yours.
I never got around to buying the two volumes of Sondheim’s Collected Lyrics, Finishing the Hat and Look I Made a Hat. Hmm...
I never got around to buying the two volumes of Sondheim’s Collected Lyrics, Finishing the Hat and Look I Made a Hat.…
YER OUTTA TALC!
Amen. I kept waiting to see 12 Oz. Mouse as I scrolled...WTF? It should be classified as a hallucinogenic.
OK I’m blanking...why do we all care about Ronda Rousey again?
I was gonna ask ‘Who is Chris Bosh’ etc. — beat me to it.
Honestly thought it said Woody Allen at first. I figured maybe the world is so bitter about Polanski constantly slipping through their fingers, someone decided to give Allen a 2-day head start and set the dogs on him.
Tell that to every pitcher who still comes for Wright’s head post-concussions.
Pop go the buttsy on the left-hand side!
Substitute “White Christians” for “we”, but yeah.
That’s the real lesson that adults got from following the kids of Peanuts — that irrational childhood fears and anxieties don’t magically disappear just because you get older. Each of the kids (and Snoopy) presented different ways that people confront (or deny) those fears. Charlie Brown wallowed in them. Lucy…
As a drug-filled Robert Downey Jr. said in Home for the Holidays,
