Lesson: Don’t attempt records on April Fool’s Day? Or Devil’s Night/Halloween Eve, or just after a major election...or 4/20...

You totally beat me to it. Kudos. 

How many West Village apartments had to die (or failed to be born) to create this millennial geek jerkoff fantasy, which will no doubt become an upmarket clothing retail store in the next 5 years?

Well at least now I know where they all ended up after Giuliani kicked them out of New York.

If you really step back for a minute, you have to ask: should life be this complicated? What kind of existence have we built for ourselves?

(Yeah having a sucky day at work so these are the thoughts swirling in my head)

Two hundred fucking dollars.

Who the hell is your core demo?

Two hundred fucking dollars.

Who the hell is your core demo?

Okay, stupid question from someone who goes through life with “a little knowledge”. When I rip my DVDs to play on my media player, no matter what audio settings I choose, I always end up with a mix where music/sfx are loud and dialogue is really low. I’ve tried switching Surround on and off on my TV as well with no…

Okay, stupid question from someone who goes through life with “a little knowledge”. When I rip my DVDs to play on my…

She does indeed work hard for the money.

Us old people found all this out when we read 1993's The Road to Wellville, by T. Coraghessan Boyle, or saw the Alan Parker movie adapation a year later.

One thing I can’t stand about Excel (and Word) is that it doesn’t use the same basic shortcut for “Save as” as PowerPoint. PPT uses the simple, logical “Shift-Ctrl-S” to bring up the dialog box. Hitting this shortcut in Word brings up the Style sheet, and in Excel it does...nothing. It’s sitting there, waiting to be…

Attention celebrities: people don’t want to know what your politics are. All you are doing is fracturing your fanbase. Write your checks quietly, and save your vocal support for charitable & humantarian causes. Otherwise, you are asking to become a social martyr.

Rule #2 in Star Club: Don’t be as dumb as your fans.

So did Brett Favre. Until he didn’t.

I believe these suffixes should have more defined usage:

-gates should be for controversies where there is something there.

-ghazis should be for controversies that ultimately have nothing to them.

There may be a bit of a chasm between “adorable child” and “14-year-old homeschooled hunting enthusiast”. He could be a Ted Nugent mini-me.

Isn’t NASCAR, like, the only reason we still need fossil fuels anymore?

Observation: If you were ready to spend the money for an electric shaver in that price range, then a sale is probably meaningless to you.

Observation: If you were ready to spend the money for an electric shaver in that price range, then a sale is…

I don’t see her suggestion that the girl run for something as being dismissive. She was telling the girl to get more involved. And when the girl told her she was working for the Somali-American’s campaign, she said, “Good!” What’s the problem here?

It was a poorly thought-out bit on Rock’s part. It’s lose-lose. The liberals won’t ever give the trolling side of it credit, and Dash and conservatives now get to put their spin on it starting tomorrow and declare all kinds of delusional victories, which their base will of course swallow.

If someone makes a joke at…