See Candidate Lindsey pander. Pander, Lindsey, pander!

i like ‘em short, like me.

But she has to be in the mood to get scruffy — she always weighs the risk vs. reward, because she never fails to make herself the story for days afterward.

You mean, besides every single softball/pander interview that Fox Newsies give right-wingers on a daily basis?

If she was around at the time, Megyn would also have offered heart-to-heart sofa chats to David Koresh and Jim Jones. They were misunderstood too!

Reminds me of the Robin Williams bit about the laid-back attitude of the French: “Here look, the baby is smoking, does that make you angry?”

Maybe it’s just not fun for him anymore.

That is the best and most logical reason for any of them to leave. It just doesn’t sound businessy enough for lawyers, so they beef it up woith contract babble.

Section 9 took out Osama Bin Laden. FACT.

Why is it “dodging a bullet” to turn down sex with NPH? He’s the only one on the list that I WOULD fuck. Yaaaaas gurl.

Finally! A fully realized expression of Suzanne’s observations while sitting in that diner on 112th and Broadway!

Jesus H. Vegaschrist.

Sometimes I wish DC could simply reset itself to the 1976 pre-Jeanette Kahn era.

If she went to all the trouble and effort to take their tests, be interviewed by their producers and fly out there to play the game...she might as well play the game.

Of course Jay-Z's train runs the fastest...

If I ever won Jay Leno money in Powerball or Mega, I would start restoring late 70s Ford Fiestas.
Most fun little rustbox I ever drove. Ah, youth...

You link to Perez Hilton? His site has cooties.

It looks like I've been doing things right for years — I only wipe my ears dry with a tissue after showering, although I do dig my finger in there while in the shower, but it's not small enough to get down to the eardrum.

My question is what men should do additionally once hair starts growing in there. I trim in there…

RIP Horsey's Nude Male Celebrity Site, d. 2013 *bows head*

*Looks at URL*

Yup, it's Lifehacker. I thought I was redirected to Good Housekeeping. But then all the grayed-out comments tipped me off.

Lookie there...it's Azrael Prime.

Bah. Either I get to play as Edward Elric, or forget it.