Agreed on Double Dash — I could run that Daisy Cruiser course for days on end.

You're all too young. The all-time unholiest pairing was Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine. Their marriage lasted 32 days. In her autobiography, the chapter devoted to Borgnine consists of a blank page.

So, just to be clear: basketball and hockey are finally done? Good.

Oh ferchrissake, somebody stick him in the same ward as Casey Kasem and move this thing forward, if only so that we DON'T HAVE TO READ OR THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

Nope, I ain't gonna backup online. Not everything should translate to a cloud concept. In fact, damn few things should translate to a cloud concept. I want to physically own any software I buy, and I won't trust the security of my personal files to any online server. To believe that those files are never susceptible…

Then this blog needs a better boss. But I doubt much pressure from on high was involved in the birth of this rant.

All props to him and all, but holy hell on toast, this tribute marathon is going to go sooooo non-stop over-the-top for the next 18 months. Let's wait till the body's cold before throwing ourselves on the casket, possums.

On the bright side, this will be a great way to continually keep any PR-planted boo-hoo pieces…

Correction: This is the media's attempt to manufacture the first meme of the Sochi Olympics. It has about 5% of the impact of the original they are trying to copy.

Like so many Disney animated sequels, this is a 'straight-to-DVD' meme.

Gaming in Jeopardy is disconcerting because it flies in the face of the show's premise: whoever knows the most, wins. Gaming the system simply seems like a weasel move, and what's more it's unnecessary.

Employing these strategies will be a moot point if the player doesn't know the answers. For all the DD hunting, if…

The only other angle I can see this coming from is that he phrased it that way only because he thought it would be the quickest way to get a rise out of Kluwe — so maybe he said this even though it may not be his true beliefs. But I truly doubt it.

Also, see examples above.

Thanks for doing this, and for all your activism. I'm sick and tired of pro sports being able to live in a fishbowl, while draining billions from cities in tax breaks and municipally/state-funded stadiums. I hope you have some active player friends who may consider picking up the cause.

It's this simple — no offline mode, no dice. I'll play older versions till the meteors hit.

But seriously, is he impeached yet?

Same reason I thought Romney was Phil Hartman.

God does SNL need them both now.

God I miss Chris Farley.

My version is simpler: My drinks costs so much because my bars have to pay NYC rents. Period.

I saw one of those food specials on Travel Channel — there's one restaurant that is known for steaming its burgers. CT is better at NY pizza (and Italian food in general), but the foods it used to be known for (like oysters) can no longer be found in abundance.

Also, the steamed burger isn't even the most famous…

Watch for half these shows (the "chick" ones) to disappear soon — Clean House and Sex and the City are leftovers from the Style Channel, which Esquire took over instead of G4. More burly-yet-urbane guy shows will take their place eventually.

I will watch this channel for the Top Chef reruns — that show is still gold.…

Jim Rome. BAM.

If the answer was simply Zelda, it would have been worded differently. It also would not have been a Final Jeopardy question, but a first-round $200 question instead. Any egghead knows F. Scott's wife's first name, even if they've never touched a console in their life.