This song should be inserted into one of the Bye slots, because it's the WINNER: "Ring Those Christmas Bells" by Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanains. It's not so much a song as it is a short audio play. Favorite lines that pad out a verse: "Happy, happy, happy, happy holidays!" and "Jingle jangle jingling or just…

No, baseball players only get injured repeatedly while they are with the Mets. Once they leave, their bodies magically become Teflon. It is our curse. Or maybe it's just the distracting roar of the planes flying so close overhead.

I remember how I felt the day Seaver was traded in '77. Sort of like Mimi Rogers at the end of The Rapture. I'm feeling like that again tonight. It's gonna be another long decade.

Which is Sportsese for dropping his hanky and batting his eyes.

A man is BAD!, he's a man of means,

At any rate, this should spice up MSNBC's weekend slate of prison porn. Chris Hansen's gonna have to start finding some celebrity pedo's.

Wait...Chrome uses MORE RAM than Firefox? I thought nobody could figure out a way to use more RAM than Firefox. If that's the case, I'm glad I've avoided every instance to install Chrome so far, for that reason alone.

Wow. Teens sound a lot like Republicans.

Y2K-car

I hate the look. Too "realism"-driven to look fun like a Pixar, and too crude to hold up as some alternative to making live action. Whatever they're trying to do with this technology, it's still not there yet. I wonder if it ever will be, because they still don't care that much about making it look attractive. That…

Set for life on workman's comp over a trumped-up injury, no doubt.

Ahhhh...I didn't know the backstory about her fiance's murder. So she's nursed a 30-year-old PTSD into a lucrative media career. Has she ever, oh, talked to a professional about this at some point in her life? Or did she end up shouting him/her down as well?

Paula Deen:Butter as Nancy Grace:White Trash Murderers

Google. Some days we're not so evil.

"...the children of one of my father's sisters..."

The Q&A in the video started going in circles at around 2:00, and then I noticed the vid was 10:00 total, so I threw in the towel.