Why, under any circumstances, should this dickwipe NOT be ashamed? He deserves every bit of opprobrium that finds his doorstep.

#hashtags are in and of themselves pretty #stoopid in my opinion, so I like to spell the word out for the sake of awkward redundancy.

There’s never a bad time for #hashtagfuckcobbcounty.

As a Duke alum, can confirm that Larry Moneta has been an equal-opportunity shitbird, affronting all manner of people for all manner of smarmy, self-serving reasons, for nigh on 2 decades.

When you reach Charlotte, continue traveling to someplace interesting.

Maryland in the B1G makes so little sense; they’re a long, long way from the mid-90's crazy intense rivalries with UNC and Duke. UVA has taken that role from them and Maryland’s stuck in the B1G gutter.

Am 35; can confirm this is horse shit

Doesn’t help that he inherited Daddy’s sphinctermouth.

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Here’s what I love about this situation:

Cosby tainted the Cosby Show, and now I’ll never watch that again.
American Beauty is never going on my TV again, because Kevin Spacey.
Intelligent political/social commentary is now at even more of a premium, because Tavis Smiley and Charlie Rose.
Now Tarantino is out here trying to fuck up Kill Bill.
IS NOTHING SACRED?…

I’m pretty sure that the degree to which I look forward to Meh Car Monday, and even more the fact that I usually go to bed too early and read it on Tuesday, makes a deep existential comment about me.

1984 Buick Electra Estate, blue over glorious fake wood:

Rec Specs game strong too.
+1 Kurt Rambis

I have a soft spot for the Chevy Borrego.

*1410 people

My mind went to Hoth:

I’m still weirdly good at it. I have, generally, a very foul mouth, but I never slip up in front of the small people. I also really adore my job and want to keep it, so it’s not that hard for me to behave myself most of the time.

What are the top jobs where cursing is totally ok? I feel like pro sports, politics (behind the scenes), and writers are top pics. I’m a speech therapist who’s only worked in schools and clinics so the idea of cursing at work is so alien to me.

“I know I watched Little Big League and prayed that I would one day find some newfangled technique that allowed me to dominate a pro sport with otherwise limited skills and an ample beer gut, but chances are most everything there is to discover about playing technique has been discovered.”