+1 star for use of “twit” as a verb

Is there a GoFundMe or similar for him? If so, link needed. My wallet is itching.

The Tom Selleck is deceptively difficult. 35 here, have been rocking a thick beard in the colder months for a decade now, just this year able to pull off the Selleck without looking like Michael Cera in Juno.

+1 cookie, which you can stick up your YEAH

Maybe they could also stop doing shit like this, which I’m sure they’re acutely aware is expressly against the Flag Code, Section 8, which states:

sometimes all you have to do is be black on a sunny day to trigger a deplorable’s “T-Gene” (similar to the mutant X-Gene but lacking all of the humility, altruism and superpowers), transforming him or her into a snarling, racial-grievance-spewing, “alt-right” anger Muppet.

*Nubira

What’s the worst, normal day job to do while hungover? I say teacher. Early start, kids are loud, you’re essentially giving presentations all day. That would suck.