I was debating as to what response I should put before “no” and decided on “hell” to get by the censors.  Excuse me while I get back to lowering my CJ-7 for track duty this weekend.

As I navigate through ads and click continue reading even more ads on this clunky, shitty site I often wish Mr. Emslie would take this series to The Autopian so I can be done with this shit once and for all.

As an Audi owner, I respectfully request that she please switch to a more appropriate vehicle, such a a Nissan or an Infiniti.

I think the new Accord is pretty handsome too. I was beyond baffled earlier this week to see the mention in whatever article piece of shit listicle that mentioned how people somehow hate the styling.

Since day one, I’ve been enamored with the stylings of the first-gen Chevy Venture. A crappy minivan to replace the also crappy GM Dustbuster vans with something theoretically more conventional.

I think the Subaru Impreza is vastly underrated car. Especially in 5-door guise. Yes, in no way is it an enthusiast car. But it is cheap. Well put together. Comfortable going down the road (though a little twitchy on the highway). Has AWD (if you are in to that sort of thing). Reliable in recent years. But the biggest…

I can’t post pictures from some reason.

The Plymouth Prowler:

The 3800 V6 is a shining beacon of hope that GM sometimes gets it right

I only use my vehicles indoors. 

Sir Mix A Lot has a Benz, and though he does like big butts (and he cannot lie), I think even he would forgive other brothers if they denied this one.

Just to clarify about the spark plugs on the 5.4- This is the older 2V 5.4 that came in the F-series up to ‘04 and was replaced by the 5.4 3v.  The 2V has issues with the threads on the spark plugs which people attribute to two few threads on the head.  This issues can cause the plugs to blow out of the head.  I use a…

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the little Honda Civic del Sol. My 16-year-old self wanted one so badly, but my parents made me settle for the more mainstream Civic coupe instead. So, the del Sol will always be my “the one that got away”, because they were long discontinued and mistreated by their…

It’s a nicely done conversion. The problem is that era of Caddy lacks the presence of a proper Cadillac and comes off as a really posh Sebring. Nice Try, ND. 

Riviera convertible, white/white/red, is the answer.

1982, so it’s gotta be the Cadillac Cimarron--a heap of shit dressed up in expensive clothes that were still somehow insultingly tacky.

Yesss on the Acura Vigor too, right?

Sweethearts Candy Turns Its Biggest Flaw Into a Selling Point

Easy nice price, according to the listing and pics no significant mechanical or cosmetic issues, reasonable miles, any car that meets this description pretty much starts at $3500 or more these days. Add a turbo and a five speed, plus a decent amount of interior room, this thing is a screaming good deal (unless you are…

I kinda like it. Or at least I enjoy singing it very loudly and badly because it drives other people crazy. I mean c’mon, that “hey-eeyay-eeyay-ay-ay” part is super-fun to sing if you’re an annoying asshole.