Well <insert name> we had invented the internet. And we had 4chan and reddit. We thought we had seen the extent of stupidity on the internet. We didn’t know how wrong we were. We thought we had lived through the worst of the stupidity....and then -they- came...

it definitely sets a president.

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Remember when you had a President?

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

Folgers is good shit, we have it in our office. But we are also all poor.

Unfortunately it never gets old.

That’s one beautiful man.

Princess Michael is a Kunt.

I hear it all started because someone said someone else couldn’t turn left.

“White House Accuses Outgoing Ethics Chief of Grandstanding in Statement That Misspells His Name”

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

Two Corinthians, one cup.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?