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"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

Every time Isaac hears a parent say "I make a lot of sacrifices for my kids" he's all, "Can I get a TRIGGER WARNING please?"

Submarine here, oh and a wooden hut :P

I built an igloo :D

#NotAllDice

Start working at home with Team Fortress! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new Hat since getting credit for $2 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least 2 scrap per week. I work through this link, go to engineer tab for work detail✒✒ http://

Rage was such a bummer because it had so much going for it.

As a redhead, I always hypothesized that we would all know that LiLo was OK when she went back to her natural color. I am willing to admit when I am wrong.

God! Doesn't anyone write in to praise the Cheerleaders! We are so unsung.

#NotAllPilots

No shit.

When nature calls... don't literally answer.

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

THE HORROR!!!!!!!

This is the gif nightmares are made of. Pretty sure I'm going to see it when I close my eyes now...

OMG WHY

this gave me fucking heart palpitations

It's a textbook case of affluenza.

He's the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.