Thin Command-Mints (you only get 10 per box)

This is such a fucking win i can't even begin to describe it….

I like your specific use of a cricket bat, as opposed to a baseball bat. It's more uncomfortable AND more British!

This made me so happy.

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Yes but you'd still be left with a sore, gaping asshole with fluid coming out... and the exam would be pretty unbearable as well.

I never watched the show. . . .

Roald Dahl was a sadist.

Only assholish children, tho...

I think more like ghost pepper hot sauce...

Counter counter-obligatory

Pro-tip: do your own research, talk to other people and do not believe everything about feminism that is spoon-fed to us via media outlets that are trying to sell us shit and take all our money.

I hate you and I hate that comment. Do you know why? I'll tell you why - because I didn't think of it first, you clever, clever bastard!

Here's your problem. Somebody set this thing to 'Evil'.

No one liked Bioshock