They did, it’s called the Dead Or Alive franchise.

Thus leading to the inevitable Portal/Fat Princess battle.

Yeah, now fire elementals?

No, it’s the Speed Force,

Obligatory...

I know that’s you, Boon.

Pretty like an intestinal tumor decorated for Christmas.

That’s what happens when you don’t drink your malk.

They gave Huntsman snipers the ability to jump and shoot, though only with a quick draw.

“anal armageddon”

I did something similar playing X-Com. And if the characters permadied, I’d mournfully salute my friends.

And here I thought Machoke’s big secret was his dream to star in a David Carradine bio-pic.

I’ve got my season pass, so I’m set.

Heh, porn actor.. slippery..

Bitten by a radioactive Ann Coulter?

Heh, they could call it... Swallow.