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Weird Uncle Shyfty
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As in Smite, stack them ults up. A Mosh/Strafe combo can be devastating.

Or get yourself up to 25 first, then you never have to worry about all that progression leveling. And can focus on them sweet monies.

Noooo, it turns out that she’s Nicole Wallace all along!

COR BLIMEY!

Guess it could’ve been worse. He coulda called your vajayjay a “six demon bag”.

Careful, too many puns can make a person... testes.

Oh great, as if having ”Let It Go” stuck in my head whenever I’m in a game with a Jaina player was bad enough.

Mine’s a less-than-enthusiastic sex slide whistle, does that count?

Not ALL ghost pimps.

Because... it’s a meatier shower!

Hentai dating sim!

Speaking as an Arkansan AND a human being...

Or The Leader being in a Hulk movie.

DAD?!

Life will.... ahhhh... find a way.

Fuck all those bods. I’m more than happy with my Groddbod.

It’s like wearing...