The truth is all of them, plus sugar.

The real secret ingredient is enough salt and pepper to make your mom say “Are you trying to give me a heart attack?”

You need to stop insisting on shallots as restaurant’s secret ingredients. It is butter, butter, and more butter.

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

While the theft of the playbook obviously didn’t hurt them in the end, the theft of the $1300 means Alabama might lose out on the signing of that 4 star defensive end prospect he was supposed to meet up with later that night.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

So... Arizona didn’t find any evidence of sexual assault, even after he fucked West Virginia and Michigan?

Owners love consistency and Hue Jackson has been, by far, the most consistent coach in the NFL.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

Philadelphia, you just open the door to your hotel, right downtown, we play. That’s why this place rocks with nothing but Eagle fans, and I love it.

It took me a dozen years before I realized Eli was totally right about that whole not playing for the Chargers deal.

Every Browns fan is thinking “Here I go again on my own...”

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Buster finally found a job, huh?

This is how legends are made.

I’m sure they can find something to navigate themselves out of this constitutional dilemma.  

“I don’t know, a lot of ghosts around here. Ghost put it in. You know the ghost of Christmas past.”

He may have something here.