It’s missing the word “think” between “people” and “will.” He’s saying

this seems a bit out of context

UNC ATHLETIC DEPT: ...and one last thing - could you deliver your results orally?

A victory for progress that Women’s college athletics can also be dominated by the greed and ethically questionable.  Heres hoping 

Why concentrate on useless school when they have those $36K a year WNBA salaries waiting for them?

It’s certainly not meat! 

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

So poop is a vegetable?

Quarterbacks also can fake a field goal, then stand up and throw the ball for a first down—or a touchdown. 

Because you're looking at him. He's walking to the right.

Tropic Thunder is the best written comedy of all time. I'm serious.

Hate to scare you, but the cover is probably helping the germs grow.  It’s harder for it to then dry out and thus helps whatever germs are on it grow. 

Yeah. It’s really just the gasses that just came out of someone’s ass,

I’ve been anywhere with commerce between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so I understand the feeling.

Incorrect, unless you are very close or that poop has been sprayed in a fine mist, you are only inhaling gases that come off the poop. 

My wife got on Twitter literally last week. She told me she only follows people who make jokes and the balance of jokes to other crap (specifically political comments) has to be at least 9 to 1. She checks her app once a day, gets no notifications, has no interest in tweeting, replying, or even liking. She just wants…

I’ve been to Times Square, at Christmas, so I 100% understand the feeling.

And then you remember how smell and taste are closely linked.

It’s easy to forget that when you smell poop, it means tiny molecules of poop are flying through the air and up into your nose.

I gotta agree with Burneko. Out population is fine. But we don’t allocate resources appropriately in any sense. Land, food, water, etc.