Maybe the mirror won this time...

It’s hard to yell at people about going to the doctor when a huge reason a bunch of people don’t go is because they have shit-ass insurance, or they have good-ish insurance but everything is still stupidly expensive and the entire medical insurance industry is fucked.

It is 100% legal for government entities to hire unpaid interns.  The DOL’s guidelines for unpaid internships apply only to for-profit entities; you can volunteer for nonprofits and governments.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

Why are so many astronauts from Ohio?  If you’ve been to Ohio you’d try and get that far away from it too.

So Chewbacca shits like we do. It’s just, wiping his ass must be AWFUL for him.

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

Wait, so the team was so in favor of Durkin that this kid got beat up for not maintaining the wall of silence around the murder of a teammate, but also so opposed to Durkin that they shit-talked him and walked out of his first meeting back? I’m getting mixed messages here.

I didn’t think you could update Wiki that fast - well done, sir or madam!

The heat messes with your mind, man.

A college football player really should the the University of Tennessee’s mascot.

He has the same throwing motion as someone heaving a Molotov cocktail.

Dude, skin-in mashed potates are fucking good. Kavanaugh is like creamed corn.

> Could you shorten it to something else.

The red-faced bellowing and outright threats of score settling certainly aren’t filling me with empathy. 

If anyone needs help visualizing this guy as a belligerent and abusive drunk, an approximation is on basically every fucking channel right now.

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

Wow it’s almost like new coaches are taking over bad teams.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.