And you can bet no Browns own the Packers

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

It was great to see him go marching in on that punter.

Roy Moore was reportedly thrilled that Alabama wound up in the slot of something born in 2014.

So food for thought. If you had bought a 2011 T6 XC60.. List on those was about 42k. If you bought it, let’s say you paid a 1.9% interest rate and financed it at 20% down for 5 years. $587 a month for 60 months. Total payments 35,220 plus 8,400 down for a real price of 43620.

If you buy a car for $43k, after 6 years it might be worth $10-15k. Factor in $1200 a year for insurance, that’s $7200, plus what ever else you pay for maintenance. So the actual cost for this over buying would be resale after 6 years minus $7200 + maintenance (at least $2k including tires). Going with the higher $15k…

Stick a heavy balloon into a bota bag. Pump Everclear into the balloon ‘til the bota is ⅔ full. Tie a knot and tuck it in. Fill the bota the rest of the way with water. When you get to security, “It’s just water. Go ahead and taste it.” Once you’re inside, empty the water, pop the balloon, and add to sodas.

Stick a heavy balloon into a bota bag. Pump Everclear into the balloon ‘til the bota is ⅔ full. Tie a knot and tuck…

“I’m really struggling to find a downfall to it.”

The COBRA Bowl

Talib is 2/2 on ripping Crabtree’s chain off...

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?

Not sure how I feel. I both got and didn’t get a kick out of this.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

Dress code is all grays.

“He failed to disclose a condition. It’s on Martellus to let us know he is black and has opinions. We have a fan base to consider.”

What follows is a transcription of his Instagram Story diatribe, in which he accuses the Packers of “cho[osing] money over me.” 

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.