Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

Here’s Pelton.

I’m no Buddy fan (I’ll take Jamal Murray over him any day) but best case scenario Anthony Morrow is a bit harsh. Morrow can shoot the shit out of the ball, but you can count on one hand how many dribbles he has per game, and his defence is bad enough that on a team that has a colossal lack of shooting he only plays 16…

this is awesome. I love this so much.

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

That’s the worst punishment he could have received.

They are provided housing, health insurance, and a $50 per diem while traveling. Those are the only benefits that I am aware of.

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

For a guy who bitched and moaned about President Obama playing golf ad nauseam, he sure does golf a lot.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

That’s just standard kinesiology

Way to grab the low hanging berries

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

He doesn’t exist anymore.

The peaches line is great indeed. However, variations of it go back to at least 1914. What do you think of your hero, Steve Miller, now?

After Steve Miller of course.

Crapdangit! I hate seeing talented young players get cut down in their prime. Hope he can recover fully and quickly.