True to the spirit of Carmelo, this is the barely-beating the shot clock, contested twenty-footer of trades.

As a guy who used to play a lot of basketball I can empathize.

As someone familiar with most fantasy worlds and genres I should warn the Celtics that Black Wizards are almost always untrustworthy and evil and...

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

“Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback!”

I was led to believe that after 2016 ended all the famous people would become immortal.

I think it’s the whole driving in the Dominican Republic thing.

Here’s a helpful reminder you can share with others who aren’t quite yet sure:

Don’t kneel, don’t capitulate, never give up, never surrender, but above all else stand.

Ireland checking in all my hopes, dreams, love and prayers to every fuckng war goddess I can think of go to you.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

From those of us who can’t make it ... sending all of our love and strength. Stay safe!

MABA: Make America Bane Again

fart every time you leave your desk.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Wat? I live in SWATL and I see more Falcons gear in my neighborhood than anywhere else in the metro, the Falcons are the football team of black Atlanta. You must be thinking of the dawgs.

Park Tavern appears to be in midtown Atlanta, meaning it’s at least an hour drive from the Falcons’ fanbase of people who would never dream of living where they have to see actual minorities and will go back to caring way more about UGA football the next time the Falcons aren’t a playoff team.

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.