True to the spirit of Carmelo, this is the barely-beating the shot clock, contested twenty-footer of trades.

Ya .. can’t see the hypocrisy of Trump threatening to lock up Hillary and then within four days of him becoming president he and his staff are using private email accounts. .. ya can’t see it just a little bit?

As a guy who used to play a lot of basketball I can empathize.

As someone familiar with most fantasy worlds and genres I should warn the Celtics that Black Wizards are almost always untrustworthy and evil and...

Plot-holes.

For extra points in General Dodonna’s briefing you see the never shown Death Star main engine that the equatorial trench runs into.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

“Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback!”

I was led to believe that after 2016 ended all the famous people would become immortal.

I think it’s the whole driving in the Dominican Republic thing.

Here’s a helpful reminder you can share with others who aren’t quite yet sure:

Don’t kneel, don’t capitulate, never give up, never surrender, but above all else stand.

Ireland checking in all my hopes, dreams, love and prayers to every fuckng war goddess I can think of go to you.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

From those of us who can’t make it ... sending all of our love and strength. Stay safe!

MABA: Make America Bane Again

fart every time you leave your desk.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.