Wat? I live in SWATL and I see more Falcons gear in my neighborhood than anywhere else in the metro, the Falcons are the football team of black Atlanta. You must be thinking of the dawgs.

Park Tavern appears to be in midtown Atlanta, meaning it’s at least an hour drive from the Falcons’ fanbase of people who would never dream of living where they have to see actual minorities and will go back to caring way more about UGA football the next time the Falcons aren’t a playoff team.

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

An NBA ref called traveling?

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

The prevent defense...preventing teams from winning since forever.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Yep.

“Bone spurs.”

While Rep. Lewis was literally putting his body on the line for Civil Rights, this man-child was busy dodging the draft any way he could.

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

He found donald’s Russian sex workers by finding the two that most looked like Ivanka.

Cuban Missedcall Crisis?

I put one in my wife’s car and it came in handy just a couple of weeks ago. She was rear ended in a traffic jam and was pushed into the car in front of her.

I bought one a few weeks ago just for the purpose of capturing the crazy stuff I see on the road. However, the real benefit that I’ve had since I installed the camera is when my 17 year old son drives the car. He knows that the camera is recording and that I review the recordings periodically. It provides me a little…