Without a doubt he went on the show to enlighten a populace who still had a lot of disinformation about HIV/ AIDS.

There was a "child-free" movement for a while in restaurants. I think they were sued for denial of service.

I'm fine with parents staying at home.

I think some of this has to do with economic level. My parents couldn't afford to go to a hoodely-hoo place and that meant that it was a place you brought children. The caveat was that you behaved, you didn't complain, you ate your food, and you ordered normal food. I also got a lecture about tipping well at a very…

Mother's Day and Graduation Day are the exceptions. But those days are gold mines for restaurants. it allows you to get rid of all of your food, have a limited menu, accept no substitutions, and tack on the tip because none of these people are ever coming back. Those days are a dream. You just treat the whole thing as…

Having waited tables for about fifteen years, I say kids ought not be allowed in most restaurants. Unfortunately, we now live in, as Joe Queenan calls it, The Cult of the Tyke. Worse, parents pass on their neurotic culinary affectations, use the restaurant as child care, and usually everyone has to undo everything for…

I'm dubious. It's kinda like Arrested Development to me. Just leave it alone. It's done. It was great. The basic conceit cannot be repeated. So, in my limited imagination, it will just be a superhero movie this time.

Sarah Vowell, who voiced Violet, was an adult at the time.

I hope he does one with all the whoas of Keanu Reeves. Then he does the same with Joey Lawrence.

I want to listen to Truu Stowray now. The part about saying you were bisexual hit home. I think every kid growing up gay in the 80s and coming out in the 90s did that. lol, it seems so funny now.

As a gay man, I aver we are being forced on you. Completely overrepresented.

Only after Bruce became Caitlyn.

Developmentally-challenged?

Speaking of doctors Who, who was the jackass styling a man-bun with David Tennant at Wimbledon today?

I speak three languages. I hardly need to be lectured by some university screed telling me media is bad not because it is shit writing but because James Bond is not black.

Yeah, you're the one who harangued me because I referred to Asia as being east. And I had to listen to your virtue signaling "east to who" argument for a day and a half.

Wait, are you that jackass who gave me shit about points of the freakin' compass?

Again, not an argument.

There's a reason the Founding Fathers were suspicious of democracy.

No, I'm not. An argumentum ad Trumpum is not a legitimate point.