I am very pro-Elvis, though I prefer the fat years. And while I do not like every cover he did (well, they were all covers), Terry Stafford's "Suspicion" is light years better than Elvis's. Isn't that odd? I don't like the arrangement on Elvis's or his vocal.

I'm the exact same way. Every time I see the clip of the grasses blowing with Mark Wahlberg, the "whoo, hoo, and then it happened" lyric comes in my mind and then I am stuck with the song for an hour or two. Which is fine, it's a toe-tapper.

You're an ass.

Dude, I am not going to relitigate the Vietnam War so you can score points in the coffeehouse. We haven't had a "legal" war since World War II and if you want to be really technical, every president with the possible exception of Washington has broken the law.

I have easily worked 100 wedding receptions. I have heard "Old Time Rock 'n' Roll" more times than Bob Seger.

The Gulf of Tonkin Resolution gave the president astonishing and unconstitutional (IMO) powers as Congress decided to abrogate their war power responsibilities.

Well, press secretaries generally are not "in the loop" in the sense that they work on policy. I believe they are briefed by the Chief of Staff and then spin it. Ziegler worked with Haldeman in advertising. I strongly doubt he was involved in Watergate directly or knowingly misinformed the public. Remember, no one…

He was so young. Just 29. I think Stephanopoulous was 33 or something.

You pretty much nailed it. Reagan's administration was really the first one to cash in on the "administration tell-all". Bush's people were independently wealthy and didn't need the TV gigs. Clinton's really cashed in also. Most are still in TV one way or the other. Especially Carville and Stephanopoulos.

George Stephanopolous lasted about 40 days fewer.

Can you believe they played at Woodstock?

Yeah, that's full-blown NWO shit. He's a Chosen One. They probably transfused all his blood and gave him a new liver.

I think he is just getting stretched out too much and that show has (more or less) run its course.

This was the closest version of a British "game show" that we had. There were a lot of similarities to QI or Have I Got News for You. Granted, those were a bit more erudite in their subject matter, but this was the only show were you got to see a comedian or performer think on their feet and crack jokes on the fly.…

From what I have read, he is a terrible prick, but I loved his version of The Daily Show. I didn't follow him to CBS as I was at the age where you were out drinking at that hour. But I had a mad crush on him.

I thought the same thing.

Whatever gets you through the night or whatever degree in misandry you seek so you can begin your life in the non-profit industrial complex or bagging groceries at Trader Joe's whilst demanding a $15 minimum wage because the $200K you blew on an idiot hypothesis amounted to naught.

He don't know he's beautiful.

Yeah, because no man's every dreamed of a having a place where they could go where no women or kids would be found.

I remember, back when we were a healthier and saner nation, that you ate what was put in front of you. And if you ate at a friends house you'd, first of all, best crack out your best manners; then you ate what you were given and cleaned your plate; finally, you thanked them for it. You had best piss your friend off…