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That is not an argument.

I just disagree things are racist and sexist.

Really? I was just being a prick for the sake of it.

I'd buy that for a pound.

Admittedly, I'm trolling. I don't watch the show.

How long before someone starts bitching she isn't an HIV+ lesbian or something?

The Department of State hasn't made a ruling on this?

I don't watch the Doctor Who. I saw the movie the BBC did about the making of the episodes and that got me interested but I tried starting from the beginning and just didn't care much. There are too many episodes.

As a tennis aficionado, let me tell you that Federer-Čilić could indeed be a six-hour match. Federer won the Australian in five sets, though not six hours, but some finals in the 21st Century have gone quite long.

Martin Freeman will never be James Bond simply because when you see him you want to smile. Also, no one can picture him pleasuring a woman.

One would think that at this point Idris Elba could save himself the 10% and fire his agent as every time a beloved/ franchise character is needed, the wailing and gnashing of teeth and rending of garments begin for his hiring. I am shocked that he isn't taking Meryl Streep roles at this point.

I'll watch this on Blu-Ray, whatever…

I've never considered her hot. I've considered her terribly likable/ dateable. I actually find her most attractive in The Incredibles. So who knows what that says about me.

I can't explain why, because I know the movie is shit, but I like The Black Hole. Perhaps it is the John Barry score. I don't know.

Nashville is one of my favorite films ever. Good Lord, that movie just guts me. When Carradine sings "I'm Easy", it shatters me. Big, big fan of that movie. I like Altman a lot. He's a good antidote to rigid mise-en-scène.

I would have loved to have seen Stanley Kubrick's version of A.I. Artificial Intelligence. I was really made that Spielberg referenced Kubrick shots in it.

I think Spielberg is overrated as a master of film. Hitchcock was a grand entertainers also, but he was cinematic and the movies he chose had deep and often sinister subtexts. Notorious, is most perfect film, is a great example of this. But it is hard to find a Spielberg film which transcends its subject matter. I do

I've never seen 1941 nor Always. As I get older, Spielberg runs really hot and cold with me. When he "fails", it literally offends me that he tried so blatantly to manipulate me. But with his greatest manipulations, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial and Jaws, I am a willing supplicant.

You missed when he reamed me out for asking a question about title styling.

I wanna die.