I bought a VHS hoodely-hoo copy of Fatal Attraction in like 1992. It was some special Paramount Pictures collection. The film was letterboxed (an esoteric choice at the time), and had the original ending. Then there was another hour of EPK stuff and boring behind-the-scenes crap.

Nothing worse than watching that for two hours only to discover you were wasting your time.

You make a solid point about being angry with Michael Douglas and the flotsam behind him. To me, until the slasher ending, that was what made the film interesting. Everything Glenn Close said was correct. But she was so batshit about it.

Thank God no one watches The Big Chill anymore. What an odious hydra unleashed upon the movie-going public. As if the Sixties weren't bad enough, we had to sit for two hours and watch people talk about the Sixties.

Japan has pretty shitty pizza. Never, ever get pizza in Japan.

I love Pizza Hut, though I limit myself to one a year.

Arcaro & Genell's, Old Forge, PA.

I am more curious as to why Paramount keeps trying. Their first foray into television was in the Forties as part of the DuMont Network (Mr. Burns will tell you about it). After the government shut them down, they tried for years to start a fourth network. They thought they had it in the Seventies when Star Trek: Phase…

And he held it for seventeen hours.

I recall reading about Can't Stop the Music and after it bombed, the producer, Allan Carr, asked at a news conference who there thought the movie would be a bomb. Everyone raised their hand.

I am sure we all have a version of this story but the summer break of my junior year of college, my friends and I rented a house instead of staying home. We knew we partied too much for our parents to put up with that nonsense night after night. Plus, they were happy to see us when we were around.

I only know "Happenin' All Over Again".

I do think that we'll never be a truly healthy nation until all involved with "Kokomo" don sackcloth and ritually flagellate themselves. Since Melcher, Mackenzie, and Phillips are dead, that means it is up to Jardine, Love, Wilson, and Johnston.

Songs sung by male tenors often sound female. Check out "Call Me", by Chris Montez and "All this Love", by deBarge.

He keeps it in a lockbox. "Always leave 'em wanting more," he says.

Just manager.

There has to be a "crying during orgasm" corollary to that joke.

I was about 12 when Wham! hit the U.S. and kids in my class would say, "George Michael's gay," and the cosmopolitan amongst us would reply, "No, he's English!"

The tax revenue alone could have saved the country.

And gay years.