This was like in 2013. It wasn't in response to her passing.

That show is freakin' hilarious. It's on the Hulu, check it out.

Patton Oswalt said she was dying a "pirate's death" on Julie Klausner's podcast.

"That’s right: McDonald’s has somehow brought Goatse to Christmas."

This video is just a clever way of scoring tens of thousands of dollars in NEA grants.

Right? I mean, isn't that the purpose of art? So we don't have to listen to the bastard yammer?

Good for you, "praise of art" resulting in another backhanded swipe at Walmart. The poor people who shop there. If they only had access to education and the knowledge we possess, they'd start buying artisanal breads at their local boulangerie.

Which is why art schools have had absolutely no requirements for entry since the 1960s. That and the whole "if you make it, it's art" horseshit.

I thought he was really unwell after a stroke, so I am at least glad he's got it together again.

No, no. He leaves Patty (née Aaronson) for the shiksa.

Don't forget turning beer into urine.

That was hey-ZOOS. I'm talkin' 'bout JEE-zuhs.

Are you the ghost of Tip O'Neill?

To be fair, Jesus hit .245 his first season in AAA. His career was cut short while distributing the loaves on Free Hot Dog Day.

That's freakin' awesome.

Well, then I guess we should kill his father.

It's hard to explain to children why someone is being forced to get braces, take piano, and learn French in an effort to marry a doctor.

There was Ezra, the boy with the hooked nose whose father was a banker, but William Paley insisted he be removed for A Charlie Brown Christmas.

The same could be said for MJ.

MetLife hates Lutherans? Who knew?