(Currently trying not to picture this guy spraying his balls wth black paint)

They just had to see the JFK movie with Kevin Costner, that’s what it was spoofing, the scene in the courtroom where he explains the magic bullet theory.

I don’t think a day goes by in my life where I am not in some situation where I can quote the show. It’s outstanding to this day.

Julia Louise-Dreyfus is my everything.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong. 

I, like Trump, am also dismayed that yesterday’s funeral was not his.

I mean, if he’s really so envious, he’s more than welcome to die.

“Never before have I been so pleased to attend a funeral.”

ok, 2 things

I want trump to die more than anything.

I’m hoping they just dump his corpse in the ocean like they did with Bin Laden.  

Bro, at Trump’s funeral, the ground will be flooded and we will all need to wear welly boots.

One day he may get a funeral of his own, but not today!

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

Disembodied sunglasses

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!