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I can’t use the fucking word ‘sad’ anymore. If I say something is sad (an article, movie, book, news of a person dying of cancer, etc) I feel like I’m using a made up word.

Never thought my response to hearing “Merry Christmas” would be “oh shit is this person trying to tell me they’re a Nazi” but here we are.

Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news

Make the jump. I hated most lipsticks on me and then I went purple and found out, oh, everything else was the wrong color. Now it’s my default, even for business functions.

Sage green and deep purple look soooo good together. I’ve got lead glass bottles in those color, and some bronze backings for my nightstands.

Tights & leggings are two different things.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

Can we also “commonly agree” that...

Congratulations* on their long relationship!

I was passionately Team Tonya ( I was in the 2nd grade). I became obsessed with this feud and wore a pic I cut out of her face in a gold locket (??? Why I don’t know). I thought her heavy makeup and blonde hair were the height of beauty!

Don’t forget about Oksana Baiul, her entire rise and fall was fascinating

This movie HOLDS UP! But I might argue that she is more like the step mom in Juno. Those sonogram scenes KILLED me.

It’s on University of Tennessee’s campus so even though it wasn’t a school event, it’s a dry campus. Ironically I intended boycotting it as I do most concerts in Knoxville because it’s the woooorst. It was the foo fighters, I bought tickets to a different date a little further away this weekend. But Knoxville is only…

Hockey movies are a separate list. Slap Shot tops that list.

Where does this idea that Nancy Kerrigan was a spoiled rich girl come from? Her dad worked three jobs including driving the zamboni at the ice rink to afford her lessons. That doesn’t sound like a golden princess to me. I know that Tonya had a horrendous home life, but I think we need to set the bar for “princess”…

Nah, we don’t have to include miracle. I’d make the argument that we at least got a little bit of figure skating in Slap Shot:

I thought if Amazon was serious about helping a local economy in need and doing some social good (not sure they are at all but let me live in a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington fantasy Moment)...

If you’re including hockey movies, you might as well put Slap Shot on the list.

This story doesn’t exactly make you look good . . .