Yep basically. That was my favorite dress, by DVF. I googled other Serena outfits and boobs and legs was a theme. I completely forgot about Blair’s beautiful 2nd wedding, Ellie Saab dress:

This is probably one of the weirdest post at Jezebel to date. No point really, other than the 10 year anniversary of gossip girl, and much of it is rambling. That said.... I FUCKING LOVED (love?) this show! It’s the best and will never be replicated. I remember loving the fashion, the insane plots, and living a little…

My husband is a poop-denier. Doesn’t talk about it, claims no knowledge of its existence. It’s odd but unobtrusive, especially since we have 2 bathrooms and fairly different schedules. I keep stocking his bathroom with TP and don’t ask questions.

I cannot believe people like this. The bathroom is for pooping! Pooping on a desk? Not okay. Pooping in the conference room? Wrong! Behind a bush? Depends on the situation. In a bathroom? *Always* okay. This is the designated pooping location.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

I’m jealous of that and I work from home.

I agree with you! Except:

My work is a delightful utopia. We have a gym at our facility and immediately outside of our gym area is a whole row of eight bathrooms. Each a single person bathroom with solid walls and a solid sound proof door on them. Each has a constant (quiet) running fan and a shower, a sink, a comfy loveseat and are fully…

Someone I know who has no problem discussing anything in public once posted the following on Facebook: “The best part about my new job is that I live close enough that I can go home to poop where no one will hear!”

Dean does not seem to understand how to talk to humans. Especially humans that require him to do a tiny bit of thinking about subjects that are harder than cotton balls.

I think that is the case! Her season was confusing because the final few were ostensibly indistinguishable. It came down to the football one, the former swimmer, and the other one. <—he was the other one.

I’ve met Dean before he was famous/on the Bachelorette. I can confirm. He’s the hottest guy in the room and he knows it. He lives to go to bars, get drunk, and bang hot chicks. He’s also one of the best-looking guys I’ve seen in person and quite arrogant. Dangerous combination.

I LIKE WELLS. Sue me, I like deejays. ;)

Dominique. I’m glad they gave her more airtime this week; she’s by far the most amazing girl in paradise.

Raven has set herself up as the Regina George of BIP and I can’t stand her or her nonexistent lips.

Yeah, idk, it wasn’t that Dean wasn’t into Kristina, it’s that he wasn’t into her enough to commit to her and only her. So, Raven maybe should have said that Dean wasn’t as into her as she was into him, and that the amount that he willing to commit to her was probably not enough. Like, still the truth, but not as a…

I felt bad for Kristina because I’ve been there. We’ve all been there. Being REALLY into someone and they’re not as into you is a hard reality to accept. And he was being a jerk by not letting her go. A player wants to keep his options open and Kristina couldn’t see that so she was placing all the blame on Danielle…

Totally love Wells, but I don’t want this to happen because I don’t want him to get TOO much exposure to the point where he becomes a huge dick. Haha.

Ben Z is objectively very hot but only talks about his dog, which while I love my obese puggle as much as the next girl, pooches cannot be the sole convo topic.