Yeah. It’s kind of refreshing to have a couple of royals married to each other who really want to bone all of the time.

I give you permission to buy big garish headphones, download the soundtrack of your youth, and to go lay somewhere dark just listening. Think all those old thoughts and weave them into your new self, leave no stone unturned, and do not check Twitter even once.

You watch enough Game of Thrones, and you realize an heir and a spare may not be enough.

aside from the awkwardness of establishing whether or not adopted children can be royal heirs

1. Yes, the world is still b.s.

Was ‘97 peak Manson? I remember being a kid and so scared of the video that I called my grandpa when I was home alone, so possibly. I remember the 1999 show much more vividly, because it was 9.9.99 and it was the same day Final Fantasy VIII came out.

I had forgotten how good those first two albums were, especially the second. Time to bust out my 250 disc too heavy to carry CD binder again and put it in the car!

“I could liken you to a werewolf the way you left me for dead but I admit that I provided a full moon” is the most sadly perfect description of a break-up I have ever heard.

Sad that someone died but damn I hate Steely Dan.

Man I remember watching this live. I also remember she was young but she also seemed so awesome and older cool to 13 year old me. Now that I’m 33 and looking at current singers like Ariana Grande and Lorde I’m like you’re babies! Which means there was some 33 year old in 1997 yelling that at Fiona Apple.

Have you seen BoJack Horseman’s take on George Clooney Jurj Clooners? It’s fucking hilarious. That show is fucking mean and I love it.

“The woman dresses like a soap opera villainess.”

It’ll give the Today show something to do for the next year—they’ve more Royal-obsessed than most Americans. I think they’re still trying to make Pippa happen.

She doesn’t dress like a soap opera villain, you’ve just been conditioned by Disney movies to think that any woman with dark arched eyebrows and red lipstick is the villain.

So... an heir, a spare, and a piece of flair?

“My boobs didn’t grow because men find them attractive”

Right. They weren’t like ‘men develop broad shoulders and low voices so women will like them.’

Would it be better to say “And are a secondary sexual characteristic that men find attractive? Being cold and clinical about puberty like its the 1950s doesnt seem like the way of the future.

Some men find big feet sexually attractive. I didn’t see a chapter about why my sexy-ass feet grew.

Really well put.