I should have known my ex was trouble when he didn’t know where that quote came from.

Donny: “Come on, Melania, we need to fly into a dangerous zone.”

Well it looks like his shoes are suede, which is pretty much the last thing you should wear in wet weather.

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

Besides, I always thought that to continue to support something meant that you’ve supported that something in the past. At all. Ever.

It’s definitely not a new problem, either. I was into a lot of athletics as a teenage girl (basketball, baseball, football, field hockey, track & field, etc.), and one of those coaches back then injured me for life. Like, thanks to the muscle tear I sustained under his “coaching” (I can’t call “running a child who…

Sneak peek at the music video:

Look what you made me do.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

I have t say, living in NZ is great for this.

May I present, this map:

Get them a musical instrument instead.

Ok, I just listened to what she said and you either really didn’t understand her or you are purposely mischaracterizing what she said. She did not call BLM a terrorist group. She is obviously supportive of what her daughter stood for. She said her daughter wasn’t there as part of any group, which is true. She said…

That funny because I dab dry my bits, but my hubby puts the towel between his legs and pulls back and forth like a goddamn cartoon character, sometimes working in up into his buttcrack. We use the “different color towels for each person” method for a reason.

dammit.

I don’t even shower every day

Just came down here to say that.

If you have access to an HBO or HBOGO account, I’d highly recommend checking out Sunday’s John Oliver segment as well.

BECAUSE OF COUSE SAM WOULD HAVE TO INTERRUPT GILLY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, ONE OF THE MOST IMORTANT MOMENTS ON THE GOD DAMN SHOW BECAUSE OF FUCKING COURSE A WOMAN CANT EXPLAIN SHIT WITHOUT BEING SHUT DOWN.