“Go find someone to have a mediocre life with.”is the sentence I will use in all future breakups from now on.

she chose a ring over someone she could have had a real adult relationship with.

Can we talk about that beard? That would be a perfectly lovely beard... if he’d shaved it from the neck-meets-head line.

I suppose it makes sense for people who don’t live in areas with grocery delivery, but I can’t say it’s ever held much appeal. It costs more than getting my groceries delivered (I live in DC), and I like knowing that my food is exactly what I want—which, given my love of Southern and Polish food, isn’t something BA…

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

He’s also significantly older, and has lost some muscle tone.

All my siblings were raised by the same wonderful woman. Only one grew up to try to steal her brother’s body because she didn’t agree with his funeral plans.

+1 Acme Looniversity

They could be raised right... don’t mean they are right. Also some kind of large object could have fallen and hit them on the head....

Two Words: Jeffrey Dahmer

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

Hush! He is still a stone cold fox.

ugh not everything has to be “real, imperfect people.” This was the only show as a little closeted gay boy I could escape with. Let me have my camp. When did we decide camp was bad in the homosexual world? What is wrong with having an over the top escapist show in the Trump era?

He-lloooooooo...

Already happened (I think this is how they met). But a return of this character would be welcome. Good luck getting Offerman to shave his face, though.

Bonanza

I’d watch several seasons of a SeaQuest DSV reboot/restart before one more episode of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

DHARMA AND GREG - retitled as Dammit and Regret

VOTER: Señor Trump, my wife and I are proud to have voted for you!

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”