also, people that watch the NFL.

That same list of questions explains Trump getting elected too.

are you extremely dumb?

Can someone explain the appeal of Kevin James? I do not find him funny at all. Like Adam Sandler level of not funny.

I AM LIVID ABOUT THE THEME SONG

The key is to live in Florida, man, without becoming Florida Man.

Kristen, you’ll always be a crazy bitch, bless your heart.

Same. It’s good to see her using her platform for something positive.

They even misspelled you’re in the hashtag. 

Lol, we’re more likely to get a lifted dually parked up on the sidewalk and a pair of edible thongs purchased at the Circle K. 

“I go, ‘You guys are really having a hell of a lifestyle.’ I said this would be a good reality show.

By the time America sobers up we will have elected a double parked BMW and a pair of Victorias Secret angel wings into the White House.

Well I mean that’s great but I guess you’ve never been to small town Oklahoma. Looks like she lives in Lequire, OK. Population 123. And she’s 72. Just let her be a great Okie

Death to Moochy?

The new standard for a bad week will be “I have had a Mooch of a week.”

Don’t even get me started on how stupid sleeves are nowadays. On all garments.

I’d love it if while they all stood around for hours with a crew trying to get the “perfect” pictures the “Bachelorette” was just sitting at home in baggy clothing, watching trashy films, and eating junk food thereby having a much better time by default.

Thought that was Jared Kushner for a second. I can’t keep all the dead-eyed idiots straight. :(

Six? How quant.

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”