It’s a mixed bag. As far as the national organization goes, the Mormon church has managed to exert a lot of influence and is the driving force behind all the homophobic policies that they’re just finally emerging from.

The Girl Scouts would not have taken this shit. He’d have been dragged off stage and Juliette Gordon Low would have risen from the grave to put a scouting boot right in Trump’s ass.

We don’t all have industrious ass eating crabs Kitties! Some of us have crabs that can’t be bothered to go to the damn fridge and get their own beer! Sitting around on the couch all day watching Alaskan Bush People saying “We should move there! That’s the life right there! Get a homestead.” Bitch please I know your…

OF COURSE ITS AUSTRALIA THAT HAS AN OCTOPUS THAT CAN WALK ON LAND TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU

I was at that riot, it was hilarious

Videos like this make me wonder about how other intelligent animals experience their bodies. It must feel good to play and jump into the air and roll onto the back and wave at the clouds, but good how? Is it a great stretch in the muscles, the pleasing warmth of the sun on the belly, the thrill of freefalling into the…

The suit you wore to the inauguration made you look like someone’s crazy old aunt that they only let out of the cellar for graduations and weddings, Kellyanne.

Okay well I wasn’t making fun of him, I was simply trying to identify him, and I think most people would agree that he does not have what the average American would consider nice teeth.

Have not yet seen this show but the article does make it sound excruciating. I have, however, watched (and enjoyed) Sarah Jessica Parker and Thomas Haden Church in Divorce, which has a similar theme of ludicrous, cringe-worthy self-sabotage. Adults blundering their way toward entirely self-generated disaster, type-of…

Yeah, when I looked him up, I was very surprised to find out he’s younger than Keegan Michael Key (whose age I am not remarking on because his charisma is truly ageless).

Or maybe she just pretended not to speak English because it gave her an excuse to avoid having a conversation with him.

Yes. Whiter and bigger than farmhouse sinks.

Even more interesting if they were both boning Clint without the other knowing. Now THAT would be great television.

His whole look right now is a mess. Long dirt hair and unkempt beard. Next to Joanna’s “I’m country but also put together and kind of girly” look, he looks like she just picked him up from rehab.

I like the mom and daughter team and the guy with the cowboy hat out of CA. I tried watching Vintage Flip or Flop but I kept wondering how much she spent on plastic surgery and her dye job.

Of course not. Everyone knows Joanna is boning Clint.

Wow Dennis Quaid should have really worn more sunscreen when he was young

You’re a grown man, put your hat on the right way godammit.

Excuse you. He also installs sliding barn doors on the regular.