Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Ah ha. Yes, I get it now. One assumes these “day parties” of which the youfs speak are mostly spontaneous? So a person will suddenly arrive with beers or whatever and shout “DARTY!” and everyone cheers and good times is had. That person is said to “head” the darty.

Fortunately, I’m of the cynical type (AKA someone who works in marketing/advertising) who basically believes that everything like this posted on the internet is a stunt.

God I’m so glad we are only teenagers once in our lives.

hu with jacob is hook up with jacob, not hang out. ;) I’m an old, but not *that* old.

“And if someone knows of this place by the name of “randyland,” please do let me know. I’m intrigued.”

Had to look up “crossfaded”. I’m an old...

I love that they separate “get a manicure” and “get a pedicure” into two different items. It reminds me of how I over-itemize my work “to-do” list so I can check things off and feel like I am accomplishing something even if I’m not.

I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.

My husband and I have a running joke...the tiny house trend will inevitably lead to the home owners falling into murderous rages. Then ID will have a new show... “Tiny Homicide.”

I can’t get myself to watch the actual video so thanks for those details. Just reading that made me cringe so much.

In addition, this Russian adoption lawyer was also a Nigerian prince that wanted to bail out the Trump casinos.

Police: “Freeze!”

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

Again, from the beginning I said there was more to this story than “perfectly healthy 39 year old drops dead”. Because that’s a farce.

Not to mention he’s probably as dumb as a bag of hammers.

Somebody who has a criminal record and whose only obvious redeeming quality is his looks?

I see penises and movie theater carpet when I look at that pattern.

I just bought 2 rugs from RugsUSA (cannot recommend enough!) and I went the opposite direction of a gray chevron... hot pink & turquoise traditional style. The other one is a flatweave taupe that I suspect will look better in my space but I couldn’t NOT try out this beauty. https://www.rugsusa.com/rugsusa/rugs/rugs-usa…

Is that real zebra?