Hey now, nothing wrong with the World Wildlife Federation.

Add this to the “Christi is a huge asshole” file: we NJ state employees just learned that he sent a letter requesting that our July 4th federal holiday pay be revoked, since we were in the shutdown for that time. So we were stiffed for Monday’s pay, and Tuesday’s pay, while his bloated ass lay on the beach.

I would think someone would be compassionate enough to help a distressed mammal when they come upon it on a beach.

So how old are you? Because I’m 30, and things have already changed a lot since I was in high school. I started babysitting at 11 and got my first paycheck job at 15. I don’t know many people that were able to make a dent in their college tuition working 20 hours a week at minimum wage ~12-15 years ago, much less…

Yes, I understand that some high school students work. I worked...during the summers only, though. During the school year, school was my job. And yes, I understand that some poor students have to work during the school year. It is just as common not to do that, though. And would a part-time job count for this? I doubt…

Maybe I’m weird but I’m more disgusted by paparazzi stalking and photographing random old people minding their own, than by the above IG pics on a waterslide.

Yeah, heaven forfend that fun is had PUBLICLY and UNIRONICALLY and also that your boyfriend wears a dorky shirt for fear that the Internet commentariat comes for you.

“She’s being more careful this year. She’s learning.”

We have a dearth of people who can think critically about literally anything here in the U.S., let alone people who can think critically about legal matters.

Mine is oddly enough, Cameron Diaz.

I hear you on irrational dislike. I have never been able to understand the allure of Dermot Mulroney and his perma-sneer.

This drove me crazy. I wasn’t really rooting for Julia Roberts’ character either but LORD I despised Kimmy. First of all, she’s an adult that goes by Kimmy. Second, she’s 20 years old and her fiancé is supposed to be 28 and ugh. Third, the scene where she sucks at karaoke but oops, everyone falls in love with her!!!!…

That was exactly the point - she didn’t love him, but wanted what he represented, what she thought she should want (love, marriage, stability) and when she realized that the man she’d been considering her fail-safe wasn’t going to be available to her anymore, she panicked and tried to drag him back to her even if…

I DID NOT GET THAT. Seriously. It whizzed right by my head, I swear I am a woman of the world, but I didn’t pick it up at all. I thought they were just friends who were questioning their future as either members of their religious orders or leaving that together and starting a life, ALL WHOLLY PURE. Sigh. Welcome to…

she did not die because she used (and sometimes abused) drugs.

Arsenic green really needs to come back into vogue.

Anyone suspect that Charlotte may be the one who bring back beheading your brother as a means of accenting to the throne?

Um...scuse me...it’s Cap’n Crunch.

“...who are at their happiest when perched far, far away from the heaving, slack-jawed masses.”