Although the joke should have been “Thanks, Open Table, but I couldn’t have more reservations about my father if I tried.”

-NarcissistPrayer-

Man, the day I learned this was true and then thought back to all those moments in which my butthole was on display......

For those who missed the reference

Yeah, they don’t inspect every inch of our bodies with a magnifying glass looking for every hair out of place, every dimple in our thighs and every stretch mark in our butts. That’s only in our heads - and it’s sad AF we still feel this way.

“Unannounced” is quite the understatement, because a dick barreling into my butt would make me scream and slap the shit out of the dick’s owner.

Seriously, the people who are mortified at having their buttholes on display for their partner...they’re already INSIDE you, you think they’re worried about your butthole?

I second this. Also, as a woman with “a butt of a fuller variety”, I still assume that a man can see my butthole during doggystyle. Do I care? No. Does he care? I don’t care if he does. I’ve never had complaints either way.

I do assume she was conscious, because that’s what all the info before this post said. I do assume it was not violent, because I believe that bystanders would have intervened if it was; we know there were producers there and they know that violent rape isn’t what viewers of Bachelor in Paradise would want to see.

Oh, I’m with you. Trump calls this a “tragedy,” around 20 minutes after it happened, yet it looks like no one is going to actually die from their wounds, not even the Capitol Police officers who were ignored by all and sundry during their initial comments about the shooting. Yet when two bystanders who stepped in to…

I never understand what ‘the’ problem means. Surely there are all sorts of problems, and all sorts of people (and other factors) that contribute to these various problems.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Ah. Our best defense is our offense(iveness).

Okay, this show is so reckless with drinking and it’s fucking disgusting.  

DeMario didn’t say he was too drunk to consent, he said he was too drunk to have sex.

That much alcohol - provided by production - was going to be a problem sooner or later. Just watching the regular franchise I’ve wondered often how it hasn’t already been an issue.

This story annoys me because now I feel sorry for Corrine and DeMario; two of the least likable people in the entire franchise. I mean obviously each individual is responsible for how much they drink but I have no doubt an empty glass was quickly filled and nonsense was highly encouraged. People with cameras,…

I am surprised that: