These are Melania’s parents.

I want him to have a heart attack and fall down some stairs on camera.

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

huh? read about it before without the hook up info. this is what happens on this show on the regular. most of the times its full on sex. the producer is pissed they witnessed this? I’m so lost. did they not know this going into it? would they not have been briefed? last season that chad guy went on like a drunken…

So when I tell my husband, who can fix appliances, “I hope you fix the dishwasher”...it’s just me talking. Don’t really need it to happen, just talkin’.

It’s like he’s wearing nothing at all..

Thank you. The poster is the original French poster for Angel (1937). The sideboard is a piece I found in the 80s (it’s English, circa early 1930s).

From beginning to end. I did not expect this. I figured it was going to be like all the other testimony from him previously to Sally Yates to everyone saying “can’t talk. classified.”

An actual peek at a section of my living room. ‘Nuff said regarding my Dietrichphilia.

Comey’s a lawyer. He was never gonna come out and say the words “this was obstruction of justice.”

Clearly they have hidden his phone under a book.

Like a child.

The lack of tweets suggest Ivanka has locked him in the bedroom without a phone until it is all over.

Mr. Trump, are you not, in fact, a chronic and habitual LIAR?

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

Who cares if anyone’s getting married? Let’s just do it!

Oh I am too! Particularly since he humiliated Trump at the G7 summit.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…