His is big disgrace.

Teenage Kvetch was so psyched when the family terrier barked at the speakers in response to the dogs in "Dogs."

SPY Magazine named him first and named him best. He will always be "Short-Fingered Vulgarian Donald Trump" to me.

You mean that wasn't a poorly executed parody?

"The act was never constipated."

Buy him a Lionel train set?

Archie evolved *enormously* over the course of the series. In the first couple of seasons there was no "lovable underneath" — just pretty much a one-note abrasive bigot.

That's it. I'm turned off by weirdness for its own sake (cough Flaming Lips cough). Bjork's odd angles aren't an act; they're her. I think of Robyn Hitchcock in the same way.

Yeah — I can't look at that swept-back, gelled-down hair without thinking of Eric and Don Jr. The ultimate buzzkill.

"Pissa. Chowda. Lobsta. Go Pats. My 14 brothers are gonna rearrange your face, right after Sunday Mass." Yeah, that'll work.

Glee would have made a great British-style show: 12 episodes and done. Same with Weeds.

Good, but too edgy for CBS. Basic cable, maybe.

You are BUSTED. I was thinking sassy African-American housekeeper ("mmmm-HMMMM," eyeroll, finger snap, "urban" zinger, raucous studio audience laughter), and shame on you for not reading my mind!

BOI-OI-OI-OING!!!

He's got a sassy housekeeper…and she gets the most laughs!

She is a treasure. She is "zero fucks to give" made flesh. In a world of perky ex-Mouseketeers yelping "don't hate me just because I'm young and cute and unfathomably wealthy and make really irritating records," Björk is "hate me, don't hate me, ignore me, I don't give a shit." We need her in the world.

And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
YOU PATHETIC BETA CUCK

"Pot."

It was not my intention to cast aspersions on an entire profession there — it could just as easily have been "the HR idiots," but as it happens, in this particular instance it was IT.

They're talking about real Christians, silly, not those wicked apostates who make up the other 79.999999%.