I never really got LCD Soundsystem before, but "Call the Police" has really grabbed me. Now I'm wondering whether I should give them another shot.

And his name is Jim. Jim Bowie. He spends his downtime haunting Donald Trump.

Aw, you made my day — so cool to hear that they're still being "discovered" so long after the fact. That album is a classic.

"Neighbours." Sorry, that was the citizenship test, and you failed. No poutine for you.

The Civil Rights Act is only five decades old.

Once it reaches a point of "those people" and "us people" no longer agreeing on a shared definition of reality, there is absolutely nothing to be gained from "getting outside one's bubble" or "reaching out to the other side." This isn't a question of "We all want the same things, really, we just disagree on the best…

Good evening…

We don't think straight when we're hangry. Somebody should have given him a Snickers before it got to that point.

I was almost named Eric because my mother saw a commercial for Erik cigars shortly before I was born. Probably this one, in fact:
https://youtu.be/3lRr4I8dQ-0

I moved to NYC in 1987, and to the East Village in 1989, where I was constantly being told how cool the neighborhood used to be, 5-10 years earlier. "This place was amazing! Now the fucking yuppies are moving in and everything's turning to shit."

Outdoor Shakespeare huzzah, and how cool that your kid is into it! One of the absolute highlights of our vacation in England last summer was seeing this all-male troupe's Much Ado at Coughton Court, near Stratford-upon-Avon. Such a sweet memory.
http://www.tlcm.co.uk/

Scritti Politti - Robin Hood
The Monochrome Set - Lines
Pale Saints - Sight of You
Meat Puppets - Love Our Children Forever
Pere Ubu - Drinking Wine Spodyody
Yazoo - Don't Go
Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
Mystery Jets - Pioneers
Camera Obscura - If Looks Could Kill
They Might Be Giants - Take Out the Trash

My brother and his wife want to move to Phoenix (they live in a suburb of DC). Because the weather there is "perfect."

Fuck that shit backwards and forwards. Earlier this year I had a pinched nerve in my neck that caused me several months of severe pain and numbness in my right arm and hand. All I can say is that it did get better, eventually, but it sucked ass while it was happening. Do your physical therapy and remember that this…

I know, that really complicates things. If it weren't for that rule, there'd be only one possible answer for the casting of Eric and Donnie Jr.:

The sneery thing, right? As my mother-in-law (R.I.P.) used to say about GWB: "He always looks like he has shit on his upper lip."

Interviewer: "But as it turned out, there were no WMD's."
Cheney: "So?"

*Tucker Carlson does that thing with his face that makes you want to punch it*

I've gone in the water less than an hour after eating. TWICE.

“Let me ask you a hypothetical. Did you ever meet with any other person from Russia that you know?” the latter of which is not a hypothetical