[two months from now]

Tom, you actually missed the more impressive aspect of the highlight: J.R. Smith actually passed the ball.

Dennis as Star Lord.

Holy crap. So many planets of female life forms for him to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on.

"Aye, aye"

I nominate this for the Eagles new logo.

An old man playing with kids? He's Michael Jackson every day.

Agreed, I was disappointed when I noticed the Indiana player's head was still connected to his neck.

Once I farted while eating chinese food with a bunch of buddies. We were all sitting in my friend's living room. They smelled it and immediately ran out the door to the front yard, as it was really rank. I thought that was hilarious, but then I smelled it and ran outside and puked all over my friend's front lawn.

I may be a voice in the wilderness, but FUCK that Tipster and especially FUCK the NCAA. Again, could just be me thinking that.

While the second to last paragraph may be true, Kemp absolutely has a right to be pissed about the 9th inning AB. Pitch 4: Ball. Pitch 5 in the exact same spot: Strike. No way to excuse that.

Oh, & I'm a Cardinals fan. Kemp has every right to complain about that at bat, because he's right.

My god, it looks EXACTLY like my dong, same size and everything!

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

I hear they're still sending out letters for the QB position.

Still better than being run over by Leonard Little.

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

The guy just wanted to propose at 2 a.m. to a woman he wasn't dating.

"Not a bad guy"
"all just heart breaking"
"I don't know why I'm so cursed"

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

Jermaine O'Neal was none too happy after I may have heckled him about his old and injury prone body