As a graduate of this fine(?) institution, I can contribute a few more fun facts about the (formerly Golden) Knights of UCF:

It’s from the 50’s. So that’s 72 chocolate malts.

No respect. It’s Deadspin.com.

Not a single Los Angeles Dodger. Not saying there should be, it just seems strange for the second best record in the NL, and one with a huge fan base.

My reaction

Not even close.

and this will be the kid who plays skip bayless

My Riley Curry Prediction: She has a Nickelodeon or Disney show within 3-5 years. There will be an episode where she is giving a press conference and Steph keeps interrupting her. There will tiny kids dressed like old-timey news reporters in the crowd growing more and more frustrated with his antics. It will be a…

Odin Lloyd: *watches scene play out from purgatory*

Who follows “Vito” and why???

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Owen Wilson: Scooooooooreboard!

I was serving with the 5th Marines (the most combat decorated unit of any unit worldwide) during the early 90’s. We had a ceremony to rededicate the Battle Streamers that are attached to the Regimental Colors. At that time, with my immaturity, I thought it was just going to be another wasted day playing the ole…

I see how it is. Veterans are upset, but they’re not even thinking of all of us ballers who hit the hardwood, blacktop, sports vinyl or vulcanized rubber every day in the name of freedom.

The last one to refuse a Mozgov photo-op:

Oh, did you get thrown at too?

This is almost certainly the dumbest post I’ve ever written.

Don’t watch much Chopped, huh?

Wow, those are some ashy ass arms in that picture.

Deron’s State Farm Insurance twin stopped answering my calls after I had a claim.