I wonder how bass feel about bass?

Men like Ansari and CK have had an easier time making a “comeback” largely because people are willing to buy tickets to see them.

You don’t get to remove speech just because you don’t like it.  Good for him for not yielding to the hysterical mob.  It’s his goddam company and he can do what he wants.   If you don’t like it then get off twitter - oh wait, none of you will!

Long ago, in the before times, when I wasn’t married, I primarily relied on my musky aroma to attract women. I have no idea how I’d ever hope to make myself appealing in a dating app format.

Now that I have kids, I go to Disney far more now than I ever did. I can now really look at some of the rides and see how they work. That being said, the Haunted Mansion is very impressive. With it being an older ride, everything about it, from the line to the opening walk-through to the ride itself is fantastic.  

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

Don’t forget the other secret: Always be high.

Cannabis naps are the best naps. 

I don’t know if I agree with the last point on edibles, as it’s quite a bit easier to overdo it with edibles, which can be a far worse trainwreck than smoking too much.

Don’t want to piss off those conservatives who will definitely vote Dem if we're nice enough! All two of them!

How to investigate lying republicans.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

She has far more grace than I could ever imagine having in her situation. I imagine the bullshit will more or less persist until her eventual obituary, which of course will reference Clinton.

I think that was the point of her accent, though.  It was part of the joke.

Ya, this Kinja thing really went downhill after the whole Nick Denton thing. Everything is either intended to be racist or to bully. Shut up already - shit like this only serves to mute out all the actual racist shit going on.

Benadryl works for me. Good luck. ❤️

You can get a scrip for that.

He gave his life to stop us from nuking ourselves and you don’t even have the common decency to put him on this list!

What about The Iron Giant???