I used to have it but decided it was just a $60 system hog that didn’t ever actually do anything.

This really needs this as you can see Gandalf chases down the Balrog to do further beatdown.

Well thank goodness for Gyllenhaal, then. I don’t go to superhero movies to see cool mercenaries in leather jackets and t-shirts. I go to superhero movies to see people with giant glowing fishbowls on their heads.

Take your star! 

> Tesla Autopilot does not prevent all accidents.

I wonder how bass feel about bass?

Men like Ansari and CK have had an easier time making a “comeback” largely because people are willing to buy tickets to see them.

nick please not in front of the kids

You don’t get to remove speech just because you don’t like it.  Good for him for not yielding to the hysterical mob.  It’s his goddam company and he can do what he wants.   If you don’t like it then get off twitter - oh wait, none of you will!

Long ago, in the before times, when I wasn’t married, I primarily relied on my musky aroma to attract women. I have no idea how I’d ever hope to make myself appealing in a dating app format.

Now that I have kids, I go to Disney far more now than I ever did. I can now really look at some of the rides and see how they work. That being said, the Haunted Mansion is very impressive. With it being an older ride, everything about it, from the line to the opening walk-through to the ride itself is fantastic.  

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

Don’t forget the other secret: Always be high.

You took an awful lot of words to say “I’m not an engineer and this doesn’t fascinate me, so we shouldn’t spend time one this”

P.S. If you are in an engineering field, kindly stop. Brute force is not how humans became the top of the food chain and it certainly won’t be the basis for us to continue to progress.

Cannabis naps are the best naps. 

I don’t know if I agree with the last point on edibles, as it’s quite a bit easier to overdo it with edibles, which can be a far worse trainwreck than smoking too much.

Don’t want to piss off those conservatives who will definitely vote Dem if we're nice enough! All two of them!

How to investigate lying republicans.