These thing are supposed to have safety stickers and some of the pictograms are terrifying.

Oh falling into one is certain death. They have an emergency shut off and a lock out to work on one, but if you fell into it it would drag you in. It’s designed to do that. You’d have to hit the shut off quick too, it won’t take you long to get completely sicked in.

It is basically a wet wood chipper, so it’s much more expensive but they come in all sizes.

Oh people flush them for sure. They must plunger the shit out of them or be right next to a big transmission main. They can get in by washing down a combined sewer from the street. You’d be surprised what people will toss down a broken man hole on a big main.

I’ve never thought of it, I have no idea. But as long as they get to a big enough pipe it’s fine. It’s the 6 inch drain on your property that’ll clog with them first, and the city doesn’t care about that.

I’m an environment engineer. That’s a euphemism for sewerage engineer. Tampons are murder on the pumps. They gum up the works, so we employ comminutors, like this muffin monster. Muffin is code for a tampon swollen with sewerage. They’ll eat anything tho. Boy I could watch this thing chew up stuff all day. And if you…

There’s no way to tell. But for sure her Lawyers were watching so that’s just as good.

They state it in the side effects. Listen to the welbutin adds on TV, they say it out loud. Ask anyone who has taken them. Drugs that affect mood sometimes affect it in dangerous ways.

This is the greatest argument for gun control and regulation. You’re fine. It’s everybody else we have to worry about. Most are fine, but one fuck up on the back of a toliet seat and a six year old dies. If you’re gonna have a gun you should have to prove you are not too stupid to have one. If you leave it on a public…

I am all for heavy regulation of guns but Bevin has a point when he says lots of kids are put on powerful psychoactive drugs for all kinds of reasons and if they get their dose wrong, even just a little it can lead to suicidal and homicidal thoughts. Messing with your dopamine receptors in high school is risky…

Ha. Whenever I see him I think, Hmm, John Hamm must have a little brother.

Just because we think your approach to curbing racism is bullshit? It’s possible to believe white privilege is real and also believe it’s not a constructive way to help anyone. If less people whined about white privileged and more people screamed for low interest loans targeted at people of color, that would help…

Jesus thats a lot of words. How do we fix it? Calling it something doesn’t fix anything.

Racism?

Dude: You can just go pee when they go to Hawkeye’s secret family’s house to hang out and recharge.

I understand what you’re saying, quinoa may be the healthiest thing you can eat, but it’s so gross. I just can’t eat enough of it to get any nutrition. Is there any way to make it eatable? The flavor and mouth feel are all wrong.

She already has a magic show in Britain, no shit:

Synergy!

I love these posts. Joanna: do you get credit for secondary add views because I’ve shown like 10 people the last one on the same computer and I feel like I’m cheating you.

Definitely not murder with zombies. Of course I’ll kill off the regular humans to get at their supplies and ammunition (to feed my kids, I’m not a monster).