uncleduke2002
uncleduke
uncleduke2002

You would notice, you spend all your time policing the comments section of a car website.

Yes, you seem like you’ve spent a lot of time reading this site. Everything else you’re saying sounds like bullshit.

You're an awfully pretentious windbreaker salesman.

So I assume that is a no, you can’t prove anything. Cool. Just as long as things are clear. You can’t prove anything.

Hahaha, okay dude. Every guy on Jalopnik is a super mechanic, but not a one can actually prove it...You seem legit.

Please send the number. What is your name?

Nope, I just get annoyed on Jalopnik when dudes like you just straight lie about what you do to try and end a conversation. It’s hilarious, because apparently the readership of Jalopnik is 90% millionaires driving Veyrons or engineers who spend all day posting about which Pagani they want to buy and talking crap about

Oh, you sell the five hundred dollar wind breakers to middle-aged IT guys from Ohio. Then I guess you're a hardcore car guy?

You know what Jalopnik means in German? “Talks about Ferraris, owns a Hyundai”

No Seinfeld?

Did it take you the last 48 hours to find images (and delete the metadata) that have no identifying marks on them?

You don’t have a single thing with your name on it after a lifetime of building and racing cars? You have surprisingly little evidence if you’re even telling 5% of the truth right now. Hell, I thought you might be exaggerating, now I’m convinced you’re a 12 year old kid who just likes to talk big.

Hahaha, so, you’re not well known enough to be Googled, but you’re well known enough to not have to put an identifying marks on your car? Which is doubly interesting, considering you’re a codriver.

Wow...just wow. You really think what you just said is believable?

Dude, you’re so angry...its quite funny to watch you dig yourself deeper.

I never claimed to build racecars from scratch. You did. And you won’t backup that claim with anything other than a pixelated picture with no identifying marks.

Wait, I’m confused. You said it was pointless to post better pictures of your racing team/experiences because they could come from anywhere, but you posted that other tiny pixelated picture. Why?

The only picture you have to prove who you are is from over a decade ago?

Come on...if you’re a driver, I will be able to find plenty about you with your name and the name of your racing team. As of now, I can find a single race with a guy name Philip Moffatt that was a rally race, but Moffatt was the driver.

You still haven’t provided anything my friend.