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Uncle Chigurh
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Can we remember some This Is SportsCenter?

FACE BREAK AMIRITE?

It was ketchup.

When it comes to Curt, his last name basically implies his value to humanity

The most baffling part: they could have kept him, let him walk in March, and STILL gotten a third-rounder as a compensatory pick.

Spy on the Browns?

Since Collins is held in such high regard, he is naturally considered a Cleveland esteemer.

His insides have been replaced with high-tech surveillance cameras and recording equipment, as Belichick apparently wants to spy on the team that once shitcanned him.

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.