i know, what are we, gods?

Milo, who’s that guy? I only know people who are on Twitter and have a checkmark.

“flopped-over traffic cone”

The 101st Chairborne is pretty formidable...

Gawker Media started it, but let’s join in on the fun. Leave your humorous descriptors of “Former Republican presidential nominee and (BLANK) Donald Trump” below; it’s equal parts fun AND cathartic. A few (45 to be exact :-) to get started:

Then it will fail faster than a billion dollar casino.

Jesus Christ, one of drew’s thumbs are as big as trumps whole hand.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

As much as people point at the “lack of enthusiasm” with the left for Hillary, it’s not equivalent.

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him. It’s not just columnists, look at the counties surrounding Philly. It’s hard enough to win a republican with 100% of your own part voting for you.

Can you please re-tweet all your death threats, Drew?

If you were expecting him to wreck you would be mistaken. Usually a Bear only eats it when it is a monkey on a bike.

Surprised that drive didn’t end with a pass too.

So we’re all just going to ignore that Mosgov has won 4-straight over the Dubs?

Your coach wouldn’t have had a problem with it. Of course, you had drained them at epic, unprecedented, historic levels for the two years prior to that, right?

Wow the Lakers looks so much better now that Kobe is gone lol